The Surrealist For Realist

I honestly don't even know how to introduce the Surrealist's website. It's sort of like all those weird internet sites you'd kill time playing with in 1997, all rolled into one.

Of particular interest are;

• The Mechanical Contrivium
  
• eBay Feedback Generator
  
• 24 Dreaming

As far as I'm concerned the The Mechanical Contrivium is just a tech version of myself, because as we already know;

1. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Fishist.
2. Fishist is the largest of Saturn's moons.
3. Baby swans are called Fishist.
4. Fishist has 118 ridges around the edge.
5. The Fishist-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Fishist-fights take place there every day!
6. New Zealand was the first place to allow Fishist to vote.
7. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Fishist and compline.
8. Over 46,000 pieces of Fishist float on every square mile of ocean!
9. Lightning strikes Fishist over seven times every hour!
10. Donald Duck's middle name is Fishist.