How to Throw a No-Hitter on Acid

He went to sleep in the early morning, woke up sometime after noon and immediately took a dose of Purple Haze acid. A bit later, how long exactly he can't recall, he came across Mitzi flipping through a newspaper. She scanned for a moment, then noticed something.

"Dock," she said. "You're supposed to pitch today."

Ellis focused his mind. No. Friday. He wasn't pitching until Friday. He was sure.

"Baby," she replied. "It is Friday. You slept through Thursday."

And so it begins.