Yeninko of the Umlaut

Monday, March 21, 2005

Faster Igor, FASTER!

Are you feeling fat? Worried that you mind is turning to jelly staring at pixels all day long? Worried that the cubicles are affecting you social skills? Long to see the out doors, soar with eagles? Sick of leading questions and waiting for me to get to the point?

Well you aren’t alone, there are people like you, people who long to make the change, and this is the story of one such person.

1 Comments:

  • Wow, that was a great article. I wish they got payed more. It must be nice to live in a city where the cops have better things to do than harass cyclers. I'm glad to see the single speed bike still in use. I miss the feeling of being able to clamp down on the pedals and lock down the rear wheel. There is something unsettling about switching gears and using hand brakes. Do you remember that arcade game paperboy? A less antiquated game could be a real winner. I played a fun multi player mountain bike game in Vegas where you had to pedal your way to victory. Exercise is vastly underrated in this country. We have miracle diets for every lifestyle, provided your lifestyle starts with a cup of coffee and a drive to work, followed by a nine to five and sitting on the couch eating junk food until you pass out, which is great if you are going for the blind, hairless cave rat look. I don't consider the five hours a week I spend walking to work to be time lost out of my day, in fact, it is one of the few times I find to think without distraction.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:22 PM  

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